Like most people I listen to a lot of Adele songs.  Her haunting voice and catchy lyrics make a great combination, unless of course you’re one of her former boyfriends.  I’m no psychiatrist but I think Adele might have “stalker issues.”  Just look at some of her lyrics…

• I must have called 1,000 times
  • The poor guy’s not picking up the phone because he’s down at the police station filing a restraining order. His new wife would prefer that you just not call anymore.

• No, there’s nothing that I wouldn’t do to make you feel my love
  • Like stalk him to make him understand just how awesome (and crazy) you are? Good plan.

• See how I leave with every piece of you, don’t underestimate the things that I will do
  • This sounds a lot like you’re going to kidnap him, chop up his body and send the parts one-by-one to his parents on the anniversary of his disappearance each year.  Creepy.

• When will I see you again? You left with no goodbye
  • This guy just got “real familiar” with the witness protection program.

• I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited but I couldn’t stay away, I couldn’t fight it.
  • So why don’t you just get on medication and stay home? Fight the urge Adele, fight the urge.

• Where you go I go, What you see I see
  • I imagine you’re hiding in the bushes outside this guy’s house with a long-range camera lens, a gallon of Gatorade and an adult diaper.

• Swear I’m never gonna leave you cause you’re the only one I want
  • Adele, babe, let this poor guy go. There are other fish in the sea.  And you have like a billion dollars.  You could probably just buy a new boyfriend who likes to be smothered.